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Chilly Weather Reports
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It was so cold...
Crazy Fred dipped himself in wax and tried to light his hair on fire.
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It was so cold...
we played checkers with tea candles.
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It was so cold...
I had to carry my lunch to school in my armpits so the bologna wouldn't freeze.
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It was so cold...
Dad switched from big fat Cuban cigars to presto logs.
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It was so cold...
I thought the cat was getting fatter - turned out it was just wearing two pairs of winter underwear under its fur.
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It was so cold...
reporters were throwing kamiks at former President Bush.
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It was so cold...
when a cab driver insulted a pedestrian, he got frostbite on his middle finger.
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It was so cold...
General Motors was begging the government for a billion barrels of hot soup.
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It was so cold...
we had to start dressing at 8:00 AM to go out to play by noon.
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It was so cold...
Apple introduced the iParka.
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It was so cold...
it was a 300 dog night.
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It was so cold...
the trap-door in my woolly long-johns froze shut.
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It was so cold...
the whole town went on a "Quest for Fire".
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It was so cold...
we took the layered clothing concept to a new level - 42 LAYERS!
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It was so cold...
you had to guess when you might have to visit the toilet - if you waited until you had to go, well, you'd never get all those layers of clothing off in time. How embarassing!
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It was so cold...
Boy Scouts tried to keep warm by rubbing their knees together.
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It was so cold...
Scotsmen were replacing their sporrans with hot water bottles.
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It was so cold...
Dad's heating bill was four times more than the house payment.
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It was so cold...
our pajamas had to be big enough to fit over a snowsuit.
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It was so cold...
the town had a hypothermia epidemic. We were all quarantined indoors.
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It was so cold...
we saved electricity by unplugging our freezer and moving it onto the porch.
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It was so cold...
the City Council traded in the buses for double-decker Zambonis.
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It was so cold...
the trunk of our car doubled as a deep freeze.
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It was so cold . . .
the cops were tasering themselves.
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It was so cold...
Mom had to use a taser to get me started in the morning.
It Was So Cold...
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