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Chilly Weather Reports
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It was so cold...
we moved the outhouse inside.
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It was so cold...
the snowblower had more kilometers on it than our car.
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It was so cold...
I had to learned to swim by pretending. I hope I never have to pretend to drown.
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It was so cold...
people showed up at formal occasions in bearskin tuxedos.
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It was so cold...
some men were starting to think that flannel nightgowns and woolly socks were sexy. Oo-la-la!
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It was so cold...
chains wrapped around boots became the lastest fashion trend.
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It was so cold...
planning to go outside was as much work as planning a two week vacation.
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It was so cold...
every tennis racket in town was strapped to a foot.
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It was so cold...
turkeys were stuffing bread crumbs under their wings and clamoring to be first in the oven.
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It was so cold...
Scotmen were wearing down-filled kilts.
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It was so cold...
Sikhs were wearing fur turbans.
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It was so cold...
EVERYONE had popsicle toes.
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It was so cold...
Dad's tailor made him a pin-striped caribou suit.
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It was so cold...
when the sap stopped flowing in the trees, Dad felt his pulse and shouted "We're next!" (Get ready to rake up the hair.)
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It was so cold...
the dog refused to go outside. There were no "accidents" on the carpet, but it gained six kilos and its eyes turned yellow.
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It was so cold...
driving cars with frozen square tires caused so much vibration that we made a bundle checking the seats of taxis for spare change.
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It was so cold...
Dad used tabasco sauce as aftershave lotion - just to get some feeling in his face.
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It was so cold...
we tried to warm our fingers by chomping on chili peppers and breathing on our hands.
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It was so cold...
as demand for hot things increased, Mexican food quadrupled in price.
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It was so cold...
people were smoking Sterno cigarettes. Several people with beards went up in flames.
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It was so cold...
we didn't even worry about hypothermia -
cryonics
was what you had to watch out for!
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It was so cold...
in desperate attempts to get more down into their clothing, people were stuffing live geese under their coats.
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It was so cold...
kids took make-believe to a whole new level - they just pretended to go outside and play.
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It was so cold . . .
everyone was afraid to fall asleep - you might not wake up until 2092.
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It was so cold...
our "dream house" was anything with a frost-free interior.
It Was So Cold...
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